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Here is a partial list of what I’m not supposed to put up at this site:
(Note - I’ve crossed out anything that might further offend...)
Alexander
Oromedon’s Lessons by Elfscribe
Boondock Saints
Connor/Murphy
Inheritance (R, 2,500ish words) If they were going to teach the prayer to someone,
it’d have to be a wee one of their own... Rated R
There Is No Oxygen In Space (R, 1,225ish words) Star Trek smut run amok! Rated R
Kingdom of Heaven
Nasir/Balian
Of Lions and Lambs (R, 1,200ish words)
Nasir reports to Saladin about the stranger he met in the desert.
Nasir/Saladin
The Lamb Speaks (R, 1,750ish words)
Nasir describes Balian in somewhat more detail.
The Lion Roars (R, 2,000ish words)
Saladin demands more.
Nasir/Balian/Saladin
The Stallion Rides (R, 4,300ish words)
Saladin gets what he wants. And so do Nasir and Balian.
Lord of the Rings
Extended Scenes - in which scenes from the theatrical releases and extended scenes from the DVD releases are extended even more, because what is left on the cutting room floor is often the best:
The Fellowship of the Ring
Safeword Legolas/Gimli and various Hobbit combinations - the real story
about how the Doors of Moria were opened - R
The Two Towers
Pippin's Lovely Dream Pippin/Merry - PG-13
Legolas Misses Legoals/Gimli - a haughty Elf and an indignant Dwarf - R
The Return of the King
The Drinking Game, The Effect of Ale on Wood Elves, Wizards are Love, Wizards are Inventive, You've Got Some Explaining to Do - It started as speculation of what might occur during the Drinking Game scene, as previewed before the release of the ROTK Extended Edition. Many pairings, starting with Legolas/Gimli, moving on to Aragorn/Arwen, various combinations of Wood Elves and Wizards, secret observers and admirers of all shapes and sizes. NC-17 - warning, very explicit, kinky, interspecies. Absolutely unbridled humour.
Small Hairy Women Legolas/Gimli
- another take on the aftermath of the infamous Drinking Scene - R
The Stubbornness of Dwarves Legolas/Gimli
- notes on the girth and other fine qualities of Dwarves - PG-13
Before The Final Battle Legolas/Gimli
- the conversation goes on a little longer as the threat of Sauron grows - PG-13
Beowulf and Gollum (PG-13, 500ish words)
A crossover. Obviously.
Not for the serious Tolkien fan, or for your average student of the classics.
Humour, swearing and lots of in-jokes.
Legolas/Gimli
Modern Earth Series by Azarad
(100 part saga, many words, much plot and slashy goodness, rated R)
I Wish It Often (NC-17) The first time can be by accident.
Twenty-Fourth Night (NC-17) Misunderstandings need to be cleared up right away.
The Dwarf Said
The Elf Said
To Cheer an Elf
Legolas/Éomer
Heliotrope (NC-17, R - winner of Library of Moria challenge)
What Gamling Discovered (R - humour) All is not as it seems between Éomer
and his new "wife". And Gimli is far to prominent in that tapestry!
Expectant (NC-17) Legolas and Éomer await the birth of Éomer's wife's child.
They keep themselves occupied…
Elrond/Celeborn
He Should Want To Breathe
Gimli/Gandalf
A Custom Shattered and Barriers Broken by Sarah - Gimli/Gandalf - Lovely Dwarf/Wizard fic in which two come together because of and in spite of their differences. Will give you the warm and fuzzies! - R
Elladan/Elrohir
Blind Taste Test (NC-17) Which twin is it?
The Valar Must Be Crazy (NC-17)
When the twins don't want to taste the cola beverage, they taste Legolas instead.
Bound to a King - 24 chapters featuring multiple pairings and the following additional fic:
An Elf, A Dwarf and a Spa (Legolas/Gimli - NC-17)
Two Elves, a Man and a Waterfall (Elladan/Elrohir/Haymond - NC-17)
For This One Night (Éomer/OFC - het - R)
The Island
Lincoln Six Echo/Albert Laurent
1 - Beginnings - Doing It - 5,097 words
Oh. My. God. Jesus save me, Laurent thinks. Lincoln is a perfectly formed, physically mature, beautiful virgin. And when he says ‘do it’, it makes Laurent feel naughty.
2 - Middles - Cookies - 502 words - “Are you sure you wouldn’t like a cookie?” Lincoln asks politely.
3 - Ends - Gone - 500 words - It’s unfair of Laurent to even consider going any further. He has already gone beyond what’s proper.
4 - Insides - Glow - 1,233 words - “There’s a warm part in the middle of me and it feels like it’s glowing,” Lincoln says quietly, as if he’s telling a secret.
5 - Outsides - Doing It Some More - 5,148 words - The Institute really did do a piss poor job of the sex education. This is just the sort of thing they should teach, Lincoln thinks, or at least warn you about.
96 - Writer’s Choice - Seconds - 400 words - What he doesn’t know is that Albert wants seconds because of Lincoln. Period.
As Time Goes By
6 - Hours - 100 words - Lincoln has been at it for hours.
7 - Days - 100 words - Lincoln has to know how they work. Inside.
8 - Weeks - 100 words - Lincoln already knows more than Tom ever did.
9 - Months - 100 words - Maybe Lincoln’s goals are too big.
10 - Years - 100 words - But enough is enough.
11 - Red - Cool - 1,023 words - But it isn’t just about beauty. It’s about how Albert acts.
12 - Orange - Shirt - 100 words - His finger slips, glides over Laurent’s silk-covered bicep.
13 - Yellow - Chair - 550 words - Trendy and cool are two entirely different things.
14 - Green - Soap - 100 words - I like the smell. It’s minty.
15 - Blue - Mean It - 1,819 words - It makes everything go bright, even though Lincoln still has his eyes shut.
16 - Purple - Paying Attention - 100 words - Lincoln wasn’t paying enough attention to the road.
17 - Brown - A Harsh Environment Overcome - 2,172 words - But he still wears mostly black, because it’s easy, and because people take it seriously, and because all black on someone of Laurent’s size is intimidating as fuck all get out.
18 - Black - Jealousy - 1,057 words - Black leather, stretched taut, so when the sun hits it, it gleams like a mirror.
19 - White - The Right Question - 362 words - I’d be more comfortable if you would come over here and sit in my lap.
20 - Colourless - Unnerving - 1,161 words - They’ve also been made shiny with a colourless something that makes them look inhumanly smooth.
21 - Friends - Ordinary - 100 words - And ordinary is definitely the wrong word.
22 - Enemies - Luck - 100 words - It seems strange that he and Albert were enemies at one time.
23 - Lovers - Stop - 1,501 words - Albert would curse the size difference, but why bother? It makes it so damn easy to carry writhing, squirming Lincoln up the stairs.
24 - Family - Kilt - 1,049 words - I found it in the closet. Tom Lincoln was Scottish, you know.
25 - Strangers - Bathhouse - 1,950 words - They never did that where Lincoln grew up.
26 - Teammates - Slang - 100 words - He has such trouble understanding slang.
27 - Parents - Never Been Kissed - 1,817 words - Experience means nothing to Lincoln. Everything is either theoretical, or something you just do.
28 - Children - Underdog - 750 words -Imagine you’re the one kid in the class who doesn’t get a single Valentine.
29 - Birth - Between a Rock and a Hard... - 100 words - And there’s nowhere he’d rather be.
30 - Death - Perplexing - 100 words - “Open the door, Six Echo,” Merrick says.
31 Sunset - Menacing - 358 words - Every muscle of his torso tenses, yet at the same time his movement is fluid, controlled.
32 - Sunrise - Coma - 700 words - All that matters is that he and his sidearm stay between Merrick and Lincoln.
33 - Too Much - Different - 1,226 words - He thinks that maybe, just maybe, Albert is giving him hints, with the holster and the long black coat and the belt.
34 - Not Enough - Bastard - 100 words - Laurent could strangle Merrick.
35 - Sixth Sense - Mysteries - 1,265 words - He has learned that what is not said is more important than what is said.
36 - Smell - Always Lincoln - 100 words - He can smell the water outside the window, even though the window is closed.
37 - Sound - Zee - 100 words - Lincoln says goodnight and the door closes shut.
38 - Touch - Shh - 100 words - Two fingers touch Laurent’s lips, stilling his words.
39 - Taste - The Faintest- 100 words - Laurent can’t imagine why he’s holding them closed.
40 - Sight - Can’t - 100 words - He doesn’t even look sad.
41 - Shapes - Chest - 1,320 words - It wasn’t easy getting Albert to take off his shirt and lie down like this.
42 - Triangle - Endurance - 453 words - The unknown should be treated with caution. He does not resent it.
43 - Square - Only One - 432 words - Talia does not like charming, suave, handsome men.
44 - Circle - Nipples - 100 words - Lincoln’s taking his time
45 - Moon - Bear - 1,384 words - His hot breath makes the air shimmer around Laurent.
46 - Star - Pet Star - 100 words - He only has to reach out.
47 - Heart - Lincoln’s Card Party - 1,182 words - Lincoln read it somewhere. Peanuts are a traditional snack at card parties.
48 - Diamond - Jones’ Question - 1,201 words - Clones don’t take anything at face value.
49 - Club - Merrick’s Hand - 512 words - Laurent’s not sure whose idea it was to have Lincoln partner with Merrick, but he’s regretting it. Deeply.
50 - Spade - MacNeil’s Deal - 1,435 words - That she could spend millions of dollars on a clone of herself, and end up with an allegedly perfect copy that turned out to be so very absolutely and uncompromisingly lesbian was a matter of grave concern to the talk show hostess.
51 -Water - 100 words - Tiny droplets catching the light on the high ground
52 - Fire - 100 words - Burning deep in Laurent’s lungs
53 - Earth - 100 words - A wizard who can conjure please in ever increasing amounts.
54 - Air - 100 words - He’s ready to get smug about it
55 - Spirit - Luxury - 2,900 words - He knows he can’t possibly understand. He hasn’t lived enough years.
56 - Breakfast - Same - 100 words - Lincoln studies his face in the mirror.
57 - Lunch - Lazy - 100 words - I don’t even want to get out of bed today.
58 - Dinner - Last - 100 words - There’s no real reason to get up.
59 - Food - Good Enough to Eat - 736 words - Lincoln stares wide-eyed at the blob of sauce dripping slowly down the front curve of Albert’s shoulder.
60 - Drink - Puddle - 100 words - Laurent has to hold Lincoln down on the counter.
97 - Writer’s Choice - Dessert - Mango - 2,093 words - Mango is the perfect way to end any meal.
61 -Winter - Narnia - 100 words - It’s always winter in Narnia.
62 - Spring - Acclimatization - 200 words - It’s not fear Lincoln feels. It’s something else, just as primal.
63 - Summer - Firecracker - 400 words - Peaceful explosions.
64 - Fall - Observation - 800 words - He’s been denied too long. Repressed far too long.
65 - Passing - Peanut Butter - 500 words - When he comes on the screen his hair is sticking up in about a million directions and he’s got a smear of something on his cheek.
66 - Rain - A Phone Call From Talia - 250 words - I’d love to strangle the little bastard but he was out in the rain and he caught a cold.
67 - Snow - A Revenge Thing - 550 words - Lincoln is most pleased with his powers of observation and deduction.
68 - Lightening - Half The Battle - 1,229 words - I never hit a man when he’s down. Not unless he needs to be finished off, and I don’t think we’re at that point, are we?
69 - Thunder - Roller Coaster - 773 words - Laurent is not made for this sort of thing
70 - Storm - Break - 100 words - The air grows heavier and electricity splinters the calm.
1 - Broken - Reflexes - 200 words - Lincoln stares forlornly at the bedroom floor.
72 - Fixed - Flavours - 105 words - Strange and wonderful that Laurent knows how each separate part of Lincoln tastes
73 - Light - Epiphany - 1,375 words - Yet he saw so many combinations and permutations, not to mention the vast array of non-penetrative activities.
98 - Writer’s Choice - In Between - What You Wish For - 1,512 words - Even without the knife, there are still about a million ways left for her to kill him. He knows it. She knows he knows it. He wonders if she knows how much that excites him.
74 Dark - Fraternizing - 200 words - Has. Had. Was in the process of having.
75 Shade - Whatever You Need To Do - 1,768 words - As it turns out, words aren’t necessary. All he has to do is nuzzle Talia’s hip and give her a little lick.
76 Who - Forbidding - 100 words - There is the issue of informed consent.
77 What - Double Do Not - 200 words - We haven’t actually slept all that much.
78 Where- Self Conscious - 200 words - Why would you be self-conscious? You have a beautiful body.
79 When - Initiative - 200 words - I think it’s impolite to stop mid-orgasm.
80 - Why - And Then... - 100 words - “I couldn’t possibly imagine.”
81 -How - He Gets It - 1,058 words - It doesn’t matter how much Lincoln tries to wrap his head around the idea, he just can’t imagine it. He’ll simply have to ask Albert about it
82 - If - 200 words - If Lincoln were a woman, Laurent could not run his fingers over ginger chest hairs, tiny hard little nipples and flat, firm pecs.
83 - And - 100 words - There are some things only two men can do.
84 - He - 100 words - He tries to keep it together, but every thing about her seems designed to make him fall apart.
85 - She - 100 words - She discovers he’s nothing like she thought (feared) he would be.
86 - Choices - Belly Laugh - 1,632 words - No matter what Lincoln says about wanting variety, he’s been quick to catch on to the concept of comfort food. And drink. And other things.
87 - Life - Part Of Him - 300 words - Laurent makes a fist, and then opens his hand wide to feel the scar tissue stretch. He can almost feel the skin crackle, but not quite.
88 - School - The Return of the Kilt - 1,139 words - “It’s the most consistently popular sexual fetish of the last fifty years,” Lincoln informs him smugly.
89 - Work - Fashion Victim - 870 words - “You like bright colours.” Laurent knows that. And he’s working the pink shirt for all it’s worth.
90 - Home - In Trade - 275 words - Lincoln leaned into his back, sliding his hands around Laurent’s waist and forward to splay across the tops of his leather clad thigh.
91 - Birthday - What Do You Want for Your Birthday? - 325 words - Problem is, most of his friends are clones. They don’t have birthdays.
92 - Christmas - La La La - 325 words - MacNeil whips off her rubber gloves and sticks her fingers in her ears. “La la la, not listening!” she chants.
93 -Thanksgiving - Laurent Sees - 350 words - “How did you get rid of your birthday?” he asks, intrigued.
94 - Independence - Uncommonly Good Looks - 400 words - Genetics is only part of the story.
95 - New Year - Want - 300 words - It’s not about what you need, honey.
99 - Writer’s Choice - Surprise - Leave The Present For Tomorrow - 555 words - It’s making Laurent think he should leave the present for tomorrow and take Lincoln to straight to bed.
100 - Writer’s Choice - Mandatory Happy Ending (That Is Just as Much A Beginning As It Is An Ending) - Do It Again - 1,543 words - This pleasure, this warmth, this safety, this thrill.
Moulin Rouge
Les Lettres - 13 chapters of meticulously researched historical slash
in the Moulin Rouge/Wild universes.
Pirates of the Caribbean
Will/Jack
The Pirate Way - 106 chapters on a site that has been DELETED without warning.
The Last Time The Sea Was This Still
Best Medicine
A Sea Such as This
Figgy Pudding
Two In, One Out
The Will Jack Fell In Love With
Playing Pirate
Will/Jack/Legolas/Bard
Barrels
Descendants of Will and Jack
History Lesson
Elizabeth/Alex
Infinitely Better
Caramel Kisses
Baked Apples
Norrington/? (Dead Man’s Chest)
Norrington's Stubble
RPS
The Way You Say - the Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom series.
NC-17 by the end, and full of kinky stuff.
The Way You Say 1 - …he’s happy Eric is his brother. He’s talking about how he’s genuinely happy to have Eric as his brother, and Eric feels a tingling of shame for the way he’s staring at Orlando’s lips, waiting for the tongue to come out again.
Handle This - Although, he thinks, looking at some of the guys he’ll be working with, it might not be a good idea to let it be known that he played a rentboy...
The Way You Say 2 - More scintillating than even ‘ice cream.’
Take It - And then the imagined voice fills his ear, hot and wet.
The Way You Say 3 - Jesus, it’s spectacular. The shape of the vowel, the hiss of the consonants… and they go together so well.
Maintain - (Also known as the “flashlight fic” - do not try this at home, kids.) He’s developed a theory.
The Way You Say 4 - …who the hell would reject Orlando? Who would make him look so sad? Eric wants to strangle him with his bare hands.
Meteor Shower - He’s going to be sitting on a hill, in the dark, next to Eric, alone, with fucking shooting stars flashing across the sky like fireworks in some bad romance novel.
The Way You Say 5 - Eric can’t forget, because he just thought ‘ass’ in Orlando’s accent, and he can’t walk away from that, can he?
Finally - So this is working out, on the whole, to be as close to perfect as anything he’s ever felt.
The Way You Say 6 - When Orlando said ‘you’re’, his lips pursed like just before a kiss. And when he made the ‘v’ in ‘nervous’ his teeth touched his lower lip again. And the ‘s’… well, the ‘s’ reminds him of the ‘s’ in ‘ass’, of course.
Promise Kept - There will be plenty of time later to be towered over and covered and pushed against the wall and devoured. Now is time to keep his promise.
The Way You Say 7 - But how can it not continue? It has to continue. It feels so natural. Like breathing.
Now - Orlando’s toes are fidgeting with the top of Eric’s foot.
Additional Stories - Eric and Orlando just don’t know when to stop.
The Way You Beg - Sometimes it’s nice to not have to make a choice.
The Way You Ride - Fancy a Ride?
The Way You... Rim - Eric takes note of both the locked door and the designated fire exit. Just in case he gets an attack of morals. Sometimes it’s nice to not have to make a choice.
The Way You Trick Or Treat - Eric, Orlando and the traditional celebration of a familiar holiday. But not. The whole point of Hallowe’en is to pretend to be someone else and get scared. Right?
Eric's Kingsize (Bana/Bean/Bloom/Pitt - NC-17)
Plantar Fasciitis (Bloom/others - R)
Fluid (Orlando wankfic)
Elements (Bloom/Wood/creepy beast)
Five Kisses (Bloom/McKellen)
The Actor Way (Bloom/Depp)
Ikebana (Bana/Bean)
Soldier Porn
Hoot/Sanderson
According to Plan 1, According to Plan 2, According to Plan 3
Howl
From Foot to Brow
D-Tech
Consolidate
Plenty Pretty
Grimes' First Day on the Job
Off Base
The Russian
Preparation
The Americans
Negotiations
Aftermath
Army of Two - McKnight/Grimes - Complete Series.
1 Army of Two
2 Houseboy
3 Commanding Officer
4 Ideal Weight
5 No Holding Back
6 Fussing
7 McKnight's Sister
8 McKnight's Date
9 Grimes' Date
10 After The Date
11 The Cat
12 Settled
13 A Life Without Grimes
14 Permission Granted
15 Kiss
16 Intimate
Computer Drabble
17 Music
18 Smoke
19 Fire
20 Charting Progress
21 Oral Fixation
22 Clean
23 Dirty
24 Really Clean
25 Let Go
26 Solo
27 Empty House
28 Sleep Better
29 Too Far
30 Well Enough
31 Prickle
32 The Massage
33 Steele
34 On The Stairs
35 Home Sweet...
36 Pumping Iron
37 The Fundamentals of the Game
38 Spectacle
39 Video
40 Yoga
41 Fending For Himself
42 No Sex
43 Just Sex
44 The Suit
45 The Uniform
46 The 'stache
47 Jerking Off
48 The Present
49 The Past
50 The Future.
Steele
Token Resistance
Blackburn/Grimes
The Art of Carrying On by prairiedaun
Hoot/Blackburn/Eversmann
The Pretty
Lucky
Pretty Lucky
Brittle
Sanderson/Steele
Recon, Diversion
Steele/Grimes, McKnight/Maddox
In The Dark
Crossover with Band Of Brothers
A Triumph of Courage
Star Wars
Him (Leia Organa, Obi-Wan, Bail Organa, Han Solo) Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope! (Warning - a bit of everything - het, slash and self-lovin’)
Jedi Kink (Master Qui-Gon Jinn/Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi)
Jedi Choice
Jedi Boots
Padawan Braid
Jedi Utility Belt
Jedi Robes
Jedi Binding Tape
Jedi Sash
What Jedi Masters Really Think, in which Qui-gon has naughty thoughts.
The Obligatory Virgin Obi-Wan/Cultural Misunderstanding Story (Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan)
Impression 1, Impression 2
The Obligatory “I Don’t Want To Die a Virgin Story” (Obi-Wan/Anakin)
Obligatory Virgin Story
A Star Wars Fable (Why Anakin Turned to the Dark Side)
Rebuff (This one is weird, but it’s a comedy, so give it a try...)
The Trouble With Ew-Wan
(Okay, this one is completely off the wall, but if you’re a Ewan McGregor fan, you’ll get it.
Or at least most of it. Features many Ewan McGregor characters
and a very resourceful Master Qui-Gon Jinn.)
Troy
Not Yours Paris/Andromache/Hector
Not Equals Achilles/Eudorus
The Talk by Azarad (Hector/Paris)
Hector and Andromache by Azarad - HET!
World's Shortest Troy Fic (Hector/Paris)
Crossover Fun
Perfect Stranger (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Hector of Troy)
NonFiction
Essays
The Hoot Hector Phenomenon
Virgulectics
Songs
I Love Slash
Paint it Slash
Heart of Slash
The Slash/Lube Beneath My Wings
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